Later that night the folks from Aerie Backcountry Medicine suckered us in to helping them with their "Mass Casualty Incident." This involves putting on wicked makeup, red corn syrup, and bloody plastic limbs then screaming in the woods all night. Many a Wilderness EMT's in training suffered crippling panic attacks. Fun.

"The Arborist
My stump. Result of a bad chainsaw incident.
Blood and Gore.
Douglas Fir*, ya goddamn retard.
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ReplyDeleteThis was based of Jessie's redneck tree climbing vid ya choch.
ReplyDeleteJesse's*, ya goddamn retard. How is mountain life?
ReplyDeletemasses kasuality insicdents; their so dam phun! i ded one in yosemity. made dem stewdent bishes karey mei outta der!
ReplyDeletePretty epic. though it appears my mastery of the english language has languished do to lack of use.
ReplyDeleteThe MCI was wild.